joke one

what did one casket say to the other??? Is that you coffin!! ( LOL thats a good one lol)

joke two

Theres three preacher and they are talking about how they split there money between them and god. The first one said i draw a line and throw up half the money i have what ever ends on the side away from me goes to god. The second one said i make a circle and throw up have my money what lands in the circle goes to god. The last one said i get all my money and throw it up what ever he graps he can have :0 (lol snap hes good :p)

joke three

once there lived a cow who lived in a purple house, he loved to watch barney and eat people the end (thanks i made that one up lol good ant it)

joke four

what kind of band plays on ur head?? a head band (lol man i love gay jokes)

joke five

girl: Where have you been all my life??

boy: states an answer

girl: why dont you go back there.

pick up lines

nerd: how about you go to my house and make me soft drive in to a hard drive.

boy: what has 142 teeth and holds back the hulk... my zipper

these jokes have nothing in common but there cute, and funny and most of all i like them!!!!! So if you have a problem with it go tell some one else:)