joke one

what did one casket say to the other??? Is that you coffin!! ( LOL thats a good one lol)

joke two

Theres three preacher and they are talking about how they split there money between them and god. The first one said i draw a line and throw up half the money i have what ever ends on the side away from me goes to god. The second one said i make a circle and throw up have my money what lands in the circle goes to god. The last one said i get all my money and throw it up what ever he graps he can have :0 (lol snap hes good :p)

joke three

once there lived a cow who lived in a purple house, he loved to watch barney and eat people the end (thanks i made that one up lol good ant it)

joke four

what kind of band plays on ur head?? a head band (lol man i love gay jokes)

joke five

girl: Where have you been all my life??

boy: states an answer

girl: why dont you go back there.

pick up lines

nerd: how about you go to my house and make me soft drive in to a hard drive.

boy: what has 142 teeth and holds back the hulk... my zipper

these jokes have nothing in common but there cute, and funny and most of all i like them!!!!! So if you have a problem with it go tell some one else:)

Evey is like a child

"I mean, well there could be lots of reasons why you know you never sleep with me or any thing" Chapter 1 Book 2. This sentence its self shows thats that shes childish because it shows that she thinks that they only way to get what you want is to sleep with men. If a girl never grows up and lives with others who do that she will think thats the only way to make money because she doesnt get a chance to grow up and she the real way of life. Im this book she gets scared alot like a little girl would. she gets excided over small things like watching a movie or seeing something new.

Personally the girl needs help. Putting her out in the real world after showing her what it is like to be a child is a good idea. It shows her how life as a child is like but it also shows that needs to grow up.

well im done with that I know longer want to talk about that because to be honest i just dont want to :) But on a better note I made state drama im extremly excided i was so scared that i wasnt going to but when i did i thought i was going to pee my wants. Man can you think what will happen if i won state damn im bring more pants :0

V for Vendetta- Is V a woman or man

V is for sure a man just in the way he talks its easy to tell witch one he is witch is a manly man. One point in the book that shows this is when he is talking to Justice and he talkes about being with another "man" if V was a girl he wouldn't of said that. Another thing the long hair makes it seem like he is a girl but Its to trick the readers.

But on the other hand v could also be a girl because people always seem to think that men will be the one who wil change the world somethings people dont relize that girls can do the same thing. Girls are every smart and Heros are always thought of to be a man but in real world girls are just as big of a hero as man. One thing in the book that made me think this is because V saves a girl witch can show that she cares about girls.

Eather way i wouldnt care V is awesome and if he is a boy i will have a book crush and if V is a girl i would have a lesbo book crush.

restrictions to entering us

Yes there should be restrictions to entering the united states. Any one is welcome but if they came knowing english would be a good thing, that means them knowing english i don't have to learn spanish. Also if they come over here they need to get a job not just take our governments money. Another thing i hate when people come over to America and yell at me because there country is better then mine will if so then move back. :) ( i mean that in the best way) Another then that i love for people to come to America i love learning about different cultures.

people should not say that people shouldn't move to our country because of the color of their skin. Honesty should it matter what you look like just don't try to be treated different. Also they should not be payed less.

umm thats all i got to say about that ( thank you thank you very much)

In five years

In five years, I will be out of collage with a degree in fine arts, business or psychology. I want to have gone to school at NYU, A&M or a fine school in England. I would like to have a job working for the child services helping children find better home where they are not being abused. My long term goals now and that will be kicked off in five years is to have my book " The heart of Serenity" written, and i hope to be working on my home for Kids.

Marriage is another thing i hope would be come around at this time i want to start a family when im around 24 so finding a man to marry would probably be a good thing, or maybe i can just met some guy and get knocked up! (kidding)

Five years is still a far away so for now im just gonna live day by day and hope im still alive in five years and if so theses are going to be where i hope i am. :)

English in America

English is one of the most known speaking ways, In America english is what most people talk alot of people believe that english should be declared the languish. that sounds like it would be a great idea but that would be a wrong because our country was made on people with different ways. Making this an english speaking country would also we taking away the cultures of the other people who live in this country people come here to get a better home for their family, yes people in America shouldnt have to learn a different languish but we (American people) should not just be english.

All drugs should be legal

If all drugs were legal that would have to include every thing including over the canor drugs like for head acks and tummy acks. Some drugs like coke and meth should be Legal. Only the drugs that have the highest death rate should be legal, Pot should not be legal not because of the fact that it gets people to a point to where they fell so good they could hit then self with a hammor and not feel a thing but because of the simple fake that it does NOT kill!!! Drinking kills kills more people then almost any other drugs not only does it kill people who drink but it can also kill people who are compleitly sober a good example would be when a drive gets killed by a drunk driver.

Some drugs we do need, like for an example cancer patiences with out some of the drugs even simple over the the coner drugs would not make it throw maybe geting over it. Another example would be say a little bay after playing football fall and hit a rock and it cut this leg open, the mom is going to want to give him something to get ride of the pain.

Drugs can be very additing, not disagreeing there but it is up to the person who is taking the drug to understand that there is a fine line between just take a drug and abusing a drug. Yes many people will not relize that because of the simple fact people loving feeling good, but to take every drug away would be Killing that human nature, back in the 20's yes that would be ok because we had enough people around any aways but since then we have had many other problems in human health. Sometimes people need drugs. Not only that back to people like feel good, with out some drugs to feel good people would go nuts and then the world would end! EVERY ONE WOULD GO INSANE