joke one

what did one casket say to the other??? Is that you coffin!! ( LOL thats a good one lol)

joke two

Theres three preacher and they are talking about how they split there money between them and god. The first one said i draw a line and throw up half the money i have what ever ends on the side away from me goes to god. The second one said i make a circle and throw up have my money what lands in the circle goes to god. The last one said i get all my money and throw it up what ever he graps he can have :0 (lol snap hes good :p)

joke three

once there lived a cow who lived in a purple house, he loved to watch barney and eat people the end (thanks i made that one up lol good ant it)

joke four

what kind of band plays on ur head?? a head band (lol man i love gay jokes)

joke five

girl: Where have you been all my life??

boy: states an answer

girl: why dont you go back there.

pick up lines

nerd: how about you go to my house and make me soft drive in to a hard drive.

boy: what has 142 teeth and holds back the hulk... my zipper

these jokes have nothing in common but there cute, and funny and most of all i like them!!!!! So if you have a problem with it go tell some one else:)

Evey is like a child

"I mean, well there could be lots of reasons why you know you never sleep with me or any thing" Chapter 1 Book 2. This sentence its self shows thats that shes childish because it shows that she thinks that they only way to get what you want is to sleep with men. If a girl never grows up and lives with others who do that she will think thats the only way to make money because she doesnt get a chance to grow up and she the real way of life. Im this book she gets scared alot like a little girl would. she gets excided over small things like watching a movie or seeing something new.

Personally the girl needs help. Putting her out in the real world after showing her what it is like to be a child is a good idea. It shows her how life as a child is like but it also shows that needs to grow up.

well im done with that I know longer want to talk about that because to be honest i just dont want to :) But on a better note I made state drama im extremly excided i was so scared that i wasnt going to but when i did i thought i was going to pee my wants. Man can you think what will happen if i won state damn im bring more pants :0

V for Vendetta- Is V a woman or man

V is for sure a man just in the way he talks its easy to tell witch one he is witch is a manly man. One point in the book that shows this is when he is talking to Justice and he talkes about being with another "man" if V was a girl he wouldn't of said that. Another thing the long hair makes it seem like he is a girl but Its to trick the readers.

But on the other hand v could also be a girl because people always seem to think that men will be the one who wil change the world somethings people dont relize that girls can do the same thing. Girls are every smart and Heros are always thought of to be a man but in real world girls are just as big of a hero as man. One thing in the book that made me think this is because V saves a girl witch can show that she cares about girls.

Eather way i wouldnt care V is awesome and if he is a boy i will have a book crush and if V is a girl i would have a lesbo book crush.